For as long as I can remember, I was both blessed cursed with a ‘Big Sweet Tooth’ and hated carbs.
Soon after starting Keto it didn’t take long to realize...how a tiny midnight snack (aka Cheat Meal) could quickly throw my perfect plan into a spiral.
Out of ketosis!
A full week’s progress gone in one night.
And it wasn’t for lack of determination. Two years ago this is how my days played out…
Black coffee with no milk or sugar. Salad for lunch 5 days in a row (no dressing, obviously). A couple pieces of celery sticks for dinner.
I even had days where I'd fast until lunchtime before eating.
If this sounds familiar you can probably guess what came next…
I’d roll in bed for what seemed like hours, trying to “Hush My Hunger”...but there was no ignoring those ‘Midnight Munchies!’
So I’d make my way to the kitchen thinking I could grab a celery stick or crunchy carrot, and that’s when I'd stumble on...
…a pint of Ben & Jerry’s in the freezer!
Pure pleasure I’d almost forgotten.
“Just one spoonful,” I’d tell myself.
Yet it only takes a quick minute for that spoonful to turn into a full pint. It doesn’t stop there…
...out comes a bag of tortilla chips and salsa and God knows how long we’ve hid those Oreos in the pantry.
Damage done! Falling off the Keto bandwagon (again!) :(
Some nights all I wanted to do was break down and cry.
...I hated hiding behind flowy tops and baggy pants.
...I hated ‘wishing I wasn’t there,’ anytime someone pulled a phone to take a selfie (“God, how will l look”)
But that was two years ago...my story has a happy ending.
Choosing any kind of outfit is a pleasure now.
I’m here to tell you that having a ‘Big Sweet Tooth’ doesn’t have to mean suffering endlessly anytime you catch sight of a brownie, or smell fresh cookies.
It sure frustrated me that no amount of willpower could satisfy those crunchy cravings. Yet I knew there had to be a better way…
In my experience, it’s easy to start a diet...but staying on it? That’s a whole other story.
So how did I go from eating plain grilled chicken breast and broccoli every night, wanting to bang my head against the wall...to rocking Keto with a smile for 2 years now?
Hi, I’m Helen and the first thing you ought to know is…
…I’m not here to tell you that drinking 3 glasses of water will magically kiss cravings away.
I’m here to share what I believe is the best way to kickstart 2022 if you’re serious about sticking to keto or low carb.
I’ll tell you, as much as I like not being at the mercy of food every time ‘midnight munchies’ start flashing “I’m hungry” signs and the fridge calling my name…
…nothing thrills me more than hearing from Jewel, Jennifer, Audrey and thousands more (who suspected that ‘ignoring’ their appetite was holding them back).
Like many of us, they were not blessed with the metabolism of a hummingbird.
So last July, as soon as I posted a video showing...
My New Favorite Way to Tear Into Sweet Treats (Without Throwing My Diet Into a Spiral)…
Two things happened:
First, people started tagging their friends in disbelief.
- Because it wasn’t another list of no-no foods you must avoid…
- …it didn’t demand sweating through countless shirts on the treadmill
- …it wasn’t one of those ‘love yourself slim’ hypnosis sessions
- …and, yes, there’s zero need to be a whiz in the kitchen.
…it simply worked.
And It Worked Because It ‘Feels Like Cheating’
It wasn’t just yummy.
It had that CRUNCH.
Secondly, within a few days our inbox was flooded…
Over 300,000 Men and Women Quit Trying to Tame Hunger with Willpower…
There’s more. Plenty more than I can share here.
In fact, to date we’ve had over 300,000 health-conscious men and women come on board.
Many of our members have tried it all and then some.
Those strict eating plans seem to work for a while, then they’d gain it all back.
Some days we’d get emails like this:
“Feels like I have lost 100. The same 2 lbs fifty times!”
The Real Reason We Keep Falling Off The Healthy Bandwagon
I’m about to tell you something that you already know…
If you’ve tried Keto or Low Carb for more than a week, I think you already know it’s seriously lacking in the crunch department.
In fact, you’ve probably suspected that one of the things that makes junk foods so addicting is the “crunch factor.”
Humans are actually biologically hardwired to go nuts over crunchy and crispy foods. So, the key to crushing your cravings is to…
Trick Your Brain into Thinking You’re Actually Eating Crunchy Junk Food
But here’s the problem.
The pieces aren’t going to just “fall into place” by being a whiz in the kitchen or… trying 67 more ways to muster more willpower and tame hunger hormones.
There’s no such thing as a ‘turn my cravings off’ switch.
I admire those who can pull it off.
For the rest of us who secretly wish chocolate wasn’t so darn tasty, it’s no walk in the park keeping our sugar cravings very quiet.
We’ve seen it before:
“Late at night when the voices are torturing me to just give in”
Some nights I’d lay in bed thinking ‘half a bar of snickers won’t kill me.’ (But deep down I knew how after one bite, that would soon turn to 2, 3 and 7).
I could no longer afford to have them.
My metabolism isn’t what it used to be.
“If Only I Could Have My Carb Fix Without All the Carbs”
Two years ago, I quit pretending that cauliflower recipes, celery sticks, and nuts were my fav midnight snack.
And instead, my fiancé Dylan and I decided to...
...re-invent all our childhood favorite snacks into healthy, guilt-free versions.
- Cut the carbs
- Cut the calories
- Keep that CRUNCH!
I thought to myself, if I could somehow eat chocolate cereal in front of the TV every night like I did growing up, I could be on Keto forever.
This one simple shift in thinking took me on a brand-new direction. Maybe there was a way to…
Start Obeying My Appetite Without Falling off the Healthy Bandwagon?
So I went through the grocery store and tried looking for a cereal without the carbs and sugar.
I spent an hour flipping through all the labels on the back of cereal boxes.
I went home that night and turned my kitchen into a lab.
I started whipping together all the ingredients I had to make “cereal.” It was a massive fail. The concoction was soggy and tasted of disappointment.
But I kept trying for several months, and one day. Ta-dah! Perfect sweetness...I even got the the elusive *crunch* right!
I gave my partner Dylan a spoonful (I didn’t tell him it was low carb or sugar-free) and he gave me the thumbs up.
That’s when I knew I was onto something…
Escaping Food Drama.
Finally, I could quit being at the mercy of food and sweet tooth cravings.
Instead of thinking of all the things I couldn’t enjoy everyday, my thoughts started shifting to all that cocoa cereal I could have at night again. While I was at my desk during the day, I knew that my Netflix & Cereal session was waiting for me at home.
It Was Like I Was Cheating Every Night, Without Cheating at All!
And every night, my cereal satisfied my sweet tooth so that I wasn’t even craving *actual* junk food anymore.
I spent the next couple of months finding and working with a manufacturer to bake and package small batches of my cereal recipe. I made a website, and before long, I was getting orders of my Keto Cereal faster than I could ship out packages!
Fast forward a year....what started in my kitchen has become a nationwide phenomenon.
People started telling their friends on Facebook, and before long...I was selling a bag of cereal every 4 seconds to over 200,000 fanatic customers!
5000+ Five Star Reviews Later...
And I Couldn’t Believe What Happened Next...
My fans started asking me to make low carb version of other snacks they were craving too.
That’s when I went back into the kitchen and created our Keto Cheese Puffs (in Cheddar Cheese and Flaming Hot).
These were so popular, our first batch sold out in a record 10 days.
“But Helen...How Can I Get My Hands On These If You’re Always Sold Out?”
As you're probably aware, we’re not some big company.
We bake our products in small batches and it takes time, which means we have limited inventory available.
In fact, due to the lead times to source quality ingredients and schedule production runs, it can take up to 3 months just to get our products back in stock when we sell out.
At the time of writing this, we’re sold out of several flavors of both our Keto Cereal and Keto Cheese Puffs.
But if our snacks are sold out when you visit...first, I just want to say I’m really sorry.
Thanks for your patience as we deal with these growing pains.
We’re working on expanding our production and warehousing capacity, but it will take several months before we can keep up. In the meantime, we’re working around the clock, so if you don’t catch us in stock this time, please keep coming back and checking!
-Helen (Co-Owner, Schoolyard Snacks)